Hot or not?!

Man, I really hate those annoying modern trends ...like mp3 cell phones, computer without porn, meat for toasters and "terrorism".

Where are our good old-fashioned values like vinyl, light bulbs, anorexia and genocide?

The newest tide that pisses me off - and I think not only me - is oil spills. I mean, ok, they´re not that new (of course invented by the Americans in 1910) but nowadays everyone thinks they need to have more oil spills than others.

Even those unworldly Egyptians who are always behind the times got wind of it!

But let me tell you: IT´S LAAAME!!!
Think of something new! Something novel and inventive, something fancy and haunting! Like diseases through sex, ...bombing other countries for questionable reasons, ...boosting economy through war, ...making the worlds energy supply depending on resources that own just a few and will be exhausted some day, ...weapons that could kill the whole world more than twice, ...being a really powerful man and lie to people big time about the deaths of thousands, ...TV shows documenting rednecks getting pregnant with 16 ...I dunno, man!! I stick to light bulbs and LPs!

*Update: Is it raining oil in Lousiana?