Go, Speed Racist, Go!

Lol, check out these funny comic strips called Cyanide and Happiness at Explosm.net!



Yeah, they also do videos!

Kijk en Luister (whatever that means...)

You really need to check out 3VOOR12!! It´s a channel that belongs to the Dutch VPRO! On their website you can find tons of stuff: live concerten, dj-sets, reportages, interviews and so much more. Maybe you already heard of (Behind) Closed Doors - it´s very similiar to La Blogotheques Take-Away Shows.

Unfortunately my Dutch is too bad to understand any of their interviews and stuff...too bad!

That be cat!

If you got an hour or two and really like to get mad, just watch this movie: Bad Boy Bubby! But be warned: it´s a bit disturbing and disgusting (you need to log in to Youtube to see the first part)!
I accendentally found this movie and now I am not sure if this was such a good idea!

Watch the trailer to get a glimpse:


But I also think it´s kinda interesting how the director reflects his perspective on the society. Have fun!

Most annoying drunks

*Update: Now I remember the face: it´s Jimmy Kimmel!

Create your own vuvuzela terror

LOL, that´s actually a very funny new function on youtube videos, annoying and useless though!

Adult Oriented Rock? Wtf? Is every song about sex?

My music tip for today ...after some beers: FOREIGNER! Listen to it! They´re so heartbreaking, melancholic and kick-ass, sometimes slimy, I know, but that´s ok! I would blame it on the 80´s!!

Weird cultures No.1

Whatte efff? Just read something in an article about people living in a province in Congo, they´re called Mangbetu!

The outstanding thing about them is the shape of their heads:



As an infant you get your head wrapped tightly so that you look like a freaking alien. Ok, it´s not our culture and I think this has something to do with kudos and nobleness. I try to consider that and respect it. But I hardly believe that this procedure doesn´t effect anything going on in your head and brain...

Hot or not?!

Man, I really hate those annoying modern trends ...like mp3 cell phones, computer without porn, meat for toasters and "terrorism".

Where are our good old-fashioned values like vinyl, light bulbs, anorexia and genocide?

The newest tide that pisses me off - and I think not only me - is oil spills. I mean, ok, they´re not that new (of course invented by the Americans in 1910) but nowadays everyone thinks they need to have more oil spills than others.

Even those unworldly Egyptians who are always behind the times got wind of it!

But let me tell you: IT´S LAAAME!!!
Think of something new! Something novel and inventive, something fancy and haunting! Like diseases through sex, ...bombing other countries for questionable reasons, ...boosting economy through war, ...making the worlds energy supply depending on resources that own just a few and will be exhausted some day, ...weapons that could kill the whole world more than twice, ...being a really powerful man and lie to people big time about the deaths of thousands, ...TV shows documenting rednecks getting pregnant with 16 ...I dunno, man!! I stick to light bulbs and LPs!

*Update: Is it raining oil in Lousiana?

Va te faire enculer, sale fils de pute!

If you don´t have someone who speaks French, just use google translator...

That´s what Anelka seems to have said to Domenech in the halftime of the Equipe Tricolore game against Mexico. Right after this he was fired from the team. WTF?!
The team but then sympathized with Anelka and refused to train.

It seems the team finally gets together in their dislike and boycott against their trainer...and now against their fitness trainer!


Something funny off-topic just right away!

BTW: My tip: Final match with Chile and Paraguay!

Videó beágyazása

You definitely need to check out some things!!

1. The unaired pilot of BIG BANG THEORY:

The blond girl and the dark haired girl are much better in the series than in this pilot! They seem very dislikable to me.

2. The awesome new game of STAR WARS: The Old Republic:
More trailers on their website!

Fuck you, dolphins

Yesss, so rad!! All Southpark seasons in great quality via stream in English and German!
Have fun!

We Have Signal: Earth

Remember Kurt Cobains junkie friend Dylan Carlson? Yes, the guy who bought the shotgun Cobain killed himself with ...or someone else did - I dunno. But that´s another story!

In fact Carlson survived the heroin and meanwhile looking a lil bit up to pretty wasted!
Nevertheless he plays guitar in a quite neat band called Earth - they do very slowcore-ish minimalistic doomy drone metal! Check this out:



I like his thoughts about instrumental music:
"It seems like with vocal songs, it´s like they´re sort of telling you what it´s about [...] it´s narrowing the realm of interpretation that you can inply to the song. [...] Instrumental music, it´s like it allowes the audience to participate more and feed into whatever their thoughts and ideas and what they think the music´s about."

This note goes out to Akzn und Krzl: I found out that two guys of Earth play in this band called Master Musicians of Bukkake.

*Update:
Check out more of We Have Signal on vimeo!

Fuck the world

It seems that the situation is a little bit more complicated than I thought before! I was always a bit sceptic about Global Warming and I thought that e.g. the weather just becomes more extreme - winter colder, summer warmer, etc. But now I think this was just a little bit too easy!

So, let me introduce to you a new term (I never heard of before):
Global Dimming (BBC documentary; German version).

Sorry, about my cynical remark in the title! Don´t get me wrong: I like the world! The world rules!

Unfortunately I can´t think of global climate issues without thinking of George Carlins opinion on saving the planet.

Look Down (Because The Ground Is Easier To Understand And Doesn't Take So Much Work ...)

This is not only a good song but also a funny song (name).
Freaks...

*Update:
Found the whole name of this song:
Look Down (Because The Ground Is Easier To Understand And Doesn't Take So Much Work To Figure Out But I'd Rather Not Know Where I'm Standing And Have An Idea Of What Life's All About)

Herzog, Rau, Köhler, ?

Now it´s the question with which Federal President representing our country we would be ashamed the least.
Paranoid-old-fuck? Stammering-old-christian-fuck? Drrivin-drunnnk-christian-fuck? The ugly German 2.0? Lady-dude? Zensursula? Raab?

I don´t know, man! Is there an Ask the Audience lifeline?

Psychonauts!

I think this one is for fans! Enjoy it!



It´s Bernie van Hecke again! Check out more of his Motorpsycho videos of 2010!
They actually played 'Vortex Surfer' again!

Desktop fav #2

This weeks favourite desktop background found at Failblog!



I really get all sweaty hands when I see people falling and crashing...but faceplants, they look so ridicously funny! I mean, look at her! Aint that freaking funny?