Do you really have to?

A few months ago I started an attempt to ban the use of 'have to' out off my vocabulary. Instead of having to do something, you better should do it to avoid suffering consequences.

I was quite sure to break a small circle with the effect to feel a little better in daily life. But then my theory crackt...

A friend of mine - Marie J. - got some examples with me that made it hard to stick to it. "What about pooing? If you have to shit, you really have to!" But still I said "You should shit to avoid suffering bowel conditions!"

But now it got me: I just ran into another big thing I HAD TO do: not saying it! So listen to my rather radical conclusion while you softly say it: YOU DON´T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. YOU HAVE TO FUCK IT AND YOU HAVE TO DIE!
Period!