Do you really have to?

A few months ago I started an attempt to ban the use of 'have to' out off my vocabulary. Instead of having to do something, you better should do it to avoid suffering consequences.

I was quite sure to break a small circle with the effect to feel a little better in daily life. But then my theory crackt...

A friend of mine - Marie J. - got some examples with me that made it hard to stick to it. "What about pooing? If you have to shit, you really have to!" But still I said "You should shit to avoid suffering bowel conditions!"

But now it got me: I just ran into another big thing I HAD TO do: not saying it! So listen to my rather radical conclusion while you softly say it: YOU DON´T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING. YOU HAVE TO FUCK IT AND YOU HAVE TO DIE!
Period!

Boycott it!

After a friend of mine told me this nice line: "Of all wonders of nature that exist in the world, the sky is the most astounding and therefore my favorite, because everybody can enjoy it wherever you are." I came to the decision to stop consuming this mainstream shit!

Join me111 I don´t know why and what for, but it doesn´t matter! Mainstream is always lame, isn´t it? No, seriously...isn´t it?

*Update: There are already the first messages from people all over the world expressing their sympathy! Check out their pics:

Mud soccer

Hell, yeah! That looks real fun! I would love to do it, too!
So, if you like to join me, get in touch!