Herzog, Rau, Köhler, ?

Now it´s the question with which Federal President representing our country we would be ashamed the least.
Paranoid-old-fuck? Stammering-old-christian-fuck? Drrivin-drunnnk-christian-fuck? The ugly German 2.0? Lady-dude? Zensursula? Raab?

I don´t know, man! Is there an Ask the Audience lifeline?

Desktop fav #2

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I really get all sweaty hands when I see people falling and crashing...but faceplants, they look so ridicously funny! I mean, look at her! Aint that freaking funny?

New Premier

Caught between a rock and a hard place? Or better fitting would be the German saying: Choice between pest and cholera?
Maybe not! When you read about this guy you could presume that he won´t be such a dickhead. At least everything better than 'dickhead' would be great for the UK INHO!
But I think I´m being naive right now! ...yes, I believe I am!

*Update:
Now, I got it: a little bit of pest and a little bit of cholera!

BGH about uncoded w-lan

I was really excited about todays court decision in Karlsruhe in a case where this dickhead Moses Pelham and Pelham Power Ppppprrroductions brought a charge of copyright infringement against some poor guy who was verifiable on holidays when someone offered a song which Pelham has copyright of through the unsafed w-lan connection of this poor dude.

FINAL JUDGEMENT: you can´t be prosecuted being someone whose connection was - let´s say- abused.
BUT: you need to encode your w-lan connection and your router (with wpa or wpa2) or you will get admonished or prosecuted!

We´ll see what consequences this decision will have on w-lan networks like Freifunk and Fon; and of course on free w-lan offered in so many places.
I have had a dream...

*Update:
I really need to qoute some dude from the bulletin board of Spiegel Online:
"The decision of the Federal Court is a perversion of the sense of justice! If you were to follow this principle then traders should be admonished all the time because of shoplifting, bus and railway companies should be called to account for fare dodgers! [...] We can well do without such a judiciary!" - Teufelsbraten.

Lachen raus laut!

...found on Hitler Lolz.

Digressing no. 2

Damn, that is...I don´t know!

He calls himself a flatulist! Check him out at mrmethane.com!

"Tonight I will put the art into fart!"

The internet is becoming real

I always thought these Google marks weren´t real!?! WTF?

RAAARRRARRRAARR

You definitely heard of this guy already:

I think he made his point clear!

...

From Merkel with love

Because I can´t think of another time this seems to be the first time that I like Merkels viewpoint:

"If Germany has international schools in other countries, e.g. in Turkey, (...), of course it can be that Turkey has schools in Germany."
"Yet this should not lead to an excuse for Turks living in Germany not to learn the German language." - Merkel.

I like her thoughts about partake and integration of Turks in Germany, but I thinks she´s telling things like for years and actions are still...let´s say sparse.
I also like her open but definite attitude about the EU accession of Turkey. To make it short: Erdogan is a dick!

Scarying shit

"Pedagogical hand puppets by 'Living Puppets':
'Living Puppets' hand puppets are characterized by their adorable disturbing, friendly frightening nature and are therefore often unfortunately used in medical or therapeutical facilities as therapy horror dolls.
Everyone who has ever seen or used 'Living Puppets' is thrilled thrilled."
- Livingpuppets® Living dead guys

The English "th"

Let´s just leave it like that!

Improve your living

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